Ray: What did I do? I can't have Debra think I didn't care enough about her to go to a real jeweler. She's wearing glass!
Robert: It's not glass. It's glassette.
Ray: I gotta do what's right. I gotta replace her stone with another one. A real one. I'll spend $1,000 if I have to, that's all, $2,000.
Frank: $2,000 for a diamond? Hey, I know another guy...
Ray: No more guys.
Robert: You're just gonna have to tell your wife you purchased her a discount engagement ring from a crook.
Ray: I can't let her find out. She's going to think I'm a slimeball. I'll have to steal it from her.