Ray: Hello, old friend.
Marie: What's that?
Ray: Well, I think I can tell you this now. Ma, this is what's known as fake lD.
Marie: Raymond, this isn't even you.
Ray: See, Ma, all week long, I was 17-year-old Ray Barone but on Saturday nights I was 43-year-old Ahmed Abdullah Khan.
Marie: Oh, I'm very disappointed in you.
Ray: I was a holy man.