Frank: [enters in a Santa costume] Where's Ally? [sees Robert] Holy crap! What are you doing here?
Robert: I'm Santa Claus.
Frank: You're Santa?
Ray: All right, will you guys cut it out? She's confused enough already.
Frank: What's to be confused about? I'm the real Santa. Who is this impostor?
Debra: Well, you couldn't both be Santa. You must be Santa's helpers.
Frank: Right, he's my helper. Hey, helper, why don't you warm up the reindeer and bring the sled around?
Robert: I bet you can't even name the reindeer.
Frank: Oh, Rudolph... Uh, Donner. Uh, Blitzen. Those are the main ones. We rotate them so they wear evenly. Uh, Cupid, Ajax and Lefty.