Quote from Ray in Turkey or Fish
Ally: Ms. McCarthy told us that they had fish at the first Thanksgiving. Debra: See? Ray: Well, people were stupid then, sweetie. Ray: Come on. Fish. Debra: No. Look. I mean, we wanna start our own tradition, and we all like fish and Ally wants it to be like the first Thanksgiving. Ray: Why don't we have some smallpox, too, then? Come on. What, are you crazy? You want me to convince my parents to come over here and my big sales pitch is "Mmm, mmm, Fish!" Debra: But see, it makes sense, because your mom makes this great turkey. That's her specialty. Ray: Right. And you do a great fish. Yes. But not on turkey day. Please. Try that on a day where there's less pressure. Pearl Harbor Day. Yeah, there's a good holiday for surprises.