Frank: We're talking the Digest here, Ray. You know the kind of talent it takes to take a novel like this and put it on a page and a half? That's writing!
Ray: All right, enough already, Dad. If you like the magazine so much why don't you write something for it yourself?
Frank: What do you mean?
Marie: Yeah, he's right. Why don't you get off your rear end and do it yourself? I think it's a very good idea.
Frank: You do?
Marie: Uh-huh.
Ray: You go write something for the Reader's Digest, I'm gonna go home and fake hunger. Give me that chop.
Frank: The Reader's Digest. They do have some funny stuff in there. [laughs]