Quote from Ray in Golf for It
Robert: You know what? I got a buddy on the force, and his parents just moved to California. He sees them twice a year, tops. Ray: Oh! Oh, how great would that be? You know, it would be, like, us... America... them. Robert: Mmm. Ray: Hey, you know where old people like to go? Florida. Robert: Oh, yeah! Ray: How do we get 'em to go there? Robert: Well, next time it snows, we show Ma pictures of Florida right after Dad has had her shovel the driveway. Ray: Yeah! Yeah! And for Dad, we just tell him that, uh, Florida just became underwear-optional. Ray: Oh, how great would that be? Mom and Dad a whole plane ride away. Robert: Ah, it's fun to think about.