Ray: So wait a minute Dad didn't want you to be a cop either, right?
Robert: Are you kidding? He wanted me to work at the Carvel ice cream store so he could get free Fudgie the Whales.
Ray: So so you joined the force by yourself?
Robert: Yeah, I guess. I'd say that's a pretty big decision, wouldn't you, huh? I mean, just out of high school, Mom didn't want you to join, Dad didn't want you to join, I'm sure I was no help.
Robert: You just kept asking me if I'd be working undercover as the world's biggest transvestite.
Ray: I said that? That's funny.