Quote from Ray in Lateness
Ray: Every single time we go out, you make me wait. Debra: What? That's not true. Ray: That's every single time. You know how I hate being late. It makes me very anxious. I get all ugh-eh inside. Debra: Well, Ray, if I'm late, maybe it's because the government requires that one of us tends to the children. Ray: Oh, don't give me that. The children are nowhere near you when you're up here... [mimes putting on make-up] Debra: You are one ugly woman. Ray: Blaming the children. You were doing this to me before we were married. You'd make me wait in your apartment while you were getting ready and I had to sit there and look at your... books. Debra: You know, you used to think I was worth waiting for. Ray: You were worth waiting for. But after 15 years, you should be here by now.