Robert: Want a happy marriage? Hold hands.
Ray: Hold hands?
Robert: Hold hands.
Ray: You are a stupid person.
Robert: I'm serious. Something as simple as holding hands could give someone a sense of togetherness. [holds Ray's hand]
Ray: Stop it.
Robert: You are so afraid of affection.
Ray: You don't touch me.
Robert: Raymond, Raymond, Raymond, you're so closed off. Holding your wife's hand could be pleasurable for you, and, more importantly, it might allow her to feel wanted and loved by you.
Ray: How does that get me out of laundry?
Robert: If you could connect with your wife emotionally, then perhaps you wouldn't see doing laundry as a chore. You might do it willingly for her, as a gesture of love.
Ray: You are an idiot wrapped in a moron.
Robert: I'll tell you what I'm wrapped in: a good and healthy marriage.
Ray: Yeah, well, wrap it up to-go.
Robert: Fine. I found something that works, I'm trying to pass it on, but, hey, if you're happy with the way things are- [Ray hands Robert a bra] What's this for?
Ray: You're a boob.