Quote from Debra in The Shower
Ray: Were you really driving drunk? Debra: I was not driving drunk. I had a few drinks and I fell asleep. And there's some law that says if the key is in the ignition and you're behind the wheel, it doesn't matter if you're going or not they just take you to jail. And where the hell were you? I called you from the car. Ray: I took the kids to get pizza and then we started playing Pac-Man. And they wouldn't let me leave until I got the highest score. And I did. I beat them by a lot. Debra: I left you a message. Why didn't you check the messages? Ray: Because they're always for you. Debra: From now on, check the messages! Ray: Okay, okay. Now that I know you could be in jail, I will.