Ray: Remember the other night when my parents were talkin' about future spouses? Well, Debra and I got into it. And she picked Linda for me and I said, "Fine." She couldn't take it.
Debra: Because he wouldn't wipe that stupid look off his face.
Bernie: You were picturing her naked, weren't you? Bernie! That's what all guys do they see a woman, they picture her naked.
Linda: Oh, yeah? You picture Debra naked?
Bernie: Huh? No! No more than you picture Ray naked!
Ray: Eww!
Bernie: "Eww"?
Debra: Yeah, that's right. I would never picture Bernie naked.
Bernie: It's because I'm heavy, isn't it? No, I know have trouble with weight. I happen to have a glandular problem.
Ray: I picked you for her, but she didn't want you.
Debra: Ray, would you stop saying that?!