Quote from Hank in Meeting the Parents
Hank: Dear Lord, we ask You, in this time of turmoil, to provide us with wisdom and compassion, that we might act in accordance with Your will. Amen. All: Amen. Frank: I can beat that. Debra: Frank, we're not competing. Hank: This is hardly worshipful. Frank: Oh, yeah? Who made you the prayer sheriff? Hank: I am not the prayer sheriff. But I will not let you use our Lord to continue your own personal arguments. It's... It's sacrilege. Frank: You're right. And let's put an end to all this. Dear Lord, please keep this in-law family the hell away from me! Hank: Fine. Then you stay the heck away from us, too. Frank: You can say "heck" all you want. He knows you mean "hell." Hank: Whether I say it or not, I believe that is where you're going! Frank: How about I take you with me?