Quote from Frank in Grandpa Steals
Frank: No, the guy who works in the fruit department, the fat one. Marie: Jimmy? Ooh, I love him. He's the one who gets me the good peaches. What were you stealing? Frank: Nothing. I just took a little of the snacking mix out of the thing. Marie: Oh, well, that's not stealing. Robert: Technically, Mom, it is theft. Petty theft. Unless you ate more than $100's worth. Did you? Frank: No, I didn't, Officer Doofus. Besides, I paid for it. Ray: You threw a quarter at the guy. Frank: Tossed.