Ray: Look at you.
Debra: This is not the same thing at all. It's a holiday.
Ray: Oh. So what are you, the Thanksgiving Day hooker?
Debra: This is not hooker, Ray. This is what women do when they don't have the thickest eyelashes. You just don't always see me like this because I'm not someone who cares about these things.
Ray: Boy, I'd hate to see the eyes of somebody who does care.
Debra: You're the one who cares. Look what you did to your head! I had no idea you were so vain.
Ray: Me, vain? You're a raccoon talkin' to me!