Judy: Frank, could I see you for a minute? See, what we're tryin' to do here is reinforce the family thing let Robert know we're here for him, nurture him a little bit today.
Frank: Oh. Hey, moron! [slaps Robert's head]
Marie: Frank!
Frank: No, this guy's been coddled his whole life! That's why he has no brains! That's why he can't think for himself! That's why he joins a freakin' cult! Snap out of it, lunkhead! You know what the only thing you need now is? A good kick in the pants! [Frank kicks the chair]
Robert: Oh, yeah? What's that, huh? The name of your parenting book? "A Good Kick in the Pants"? Well, thanks a lot, Dad. It's worked wonders for me over the years.
Ray: Come on, Robert. Don't listen to him. He pees in the yard.