Frank: [as everyone bickers] Hey! Hey, hold it, hold it! I'm hungry.
Marie: You'll have to wait. Debra and I have to finish our letter.
Ray: Look what they write about you in here, Dad.
Frank: What do you mean? What's it say?
Ray: All they do is list your favorite cable channels, and then they say, "His love affair with bacon continues."
Frank: Is the Surgery Channel on there, Marie?
Marie: First on the list.
Frank: I'm good.