Quote from Frank in Frank Goes Downstairs
Doctor: You're doing surprisingly well after taking such a fall, Mr. Barone. No injuries other than a broken rib. Marie: Thank God! [kisses Frank] Frank: You heard what he said. I'm fine. No kissing. Marie: I told him not to fix the stairs. I knew something like this would happen. I can't bear to see him hurt. Why are you such a stubborn idiot?! Frank: Doctor, can I have this removed? Marie: Doctor, before you go, is there such a thing as a personality transplant?