Quote from Ray in Separation
Debra: I have to tell you something. Ray: Yeah. Debra: It's pretty big. Ray: Oh, boy. Debra: Yeah. My parents have separated. They're on the path to divorce. [Ray laughs] You laugh? You laugh?! Ray: No, no, no, no. No! It's one of those moments, you know? It's too serious or something. I wasn't ready for it. This is terrible. [holds back laughter] No, all right, st- There's nothing funny here. This is awful. You know what it is. It's just it's the way that you said it. "They're on the path to divorce." I'm not smiling. I didn't smile. I'm not smiling. You know what it is? It's the image I have. I picture that there was a path in the forest with, like, one of those wooden signs. "Divorce this way" and... I don't know. What? Like "Three little pigs this way." And then your face when you said it, it was just a little serious. That's all. No! I think I had too much fun at work today. You know what happened? The door to the vending machine, it was broken, see? Free candy. These are my favorites. Twix.