Debra: I'm not a martyr.
Ray: Then how come I don't help out around here?
Debra: How come you don't help out around here?!
Ray: Because you don't want me to! 'Cause you want to do it all because then you can feel superior!
Debra: You- [stammers]
Ray: You stammer because you know I speak true.
Debra: Do you know how close you are to the end of your life?
Ray: I'm not scared. I'm not scared because I'm onto something here. Hmm? Like the DVD player. Why? Why? Why, after years of complaining that all I do is lay around and watch television would you buy me a device that is designed to make the television watching experience even better? We must ask ourselves why?
Debra: You're right. Why the hell would I buy you a DVD player?
Ray: You have problems.
Debra: I do! What is wrong with me?
Ray: I do not know.