Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Debra: I'm not a martyr. Ray: Then how come I don't help out around here? Debra: How come you don't help out around here?! Ray: Because you don't want me to! 'Cause you want to do it all because then you can feel superior! Debra: You- [stammers] Ray: You stammer because you know I speak true. Debra: Do you know how close you are to the end of your life? Ray: I'm not scared. I'm not scared because I'm onto something here. Hmm? Like the DVD player. Why? Why? Why, after years of complaining that all I do is lay around and watch television would you buy me a device that is designed to make the television watching experience even better? We must ask ourselves why? Debra: You're right. Why the hell would I buy you a DVD player? Ray: You have problems. Debra: I do! What is wrong with me? Ray: I do not know.