Marie: No, there's something you don't know about this whole Elizabeth business. You know how I do things out of love?
Robert: Oh, this is never good.
Marie: When you were in high school, Raymond, you were so lonely. I just wanted you to be happy.
Ray: What did you do?
Marie: Everything I told you about Elizabeth back in high school, thinking you were cute and having a crush on you, was a fib.
Ray: What? You lied to me?
Marie: Fibbed.
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. She had to like me a little bit because she asked me out, right? Right?
Marie: See, I ran into Elizabeth in the market and I asked her if she would please ask you out to the dance. [Ray wails] At first she said no, but then I told her that you were polite and kind and a nice dresser.
Ray: A pity date? All this time, I was... I was a pity date?
Marie: No, not at all.