Marie: Robbie, I'll help you, dear. Have you been thinking of anything else you'd like to do, dear?
Robert: I was thinking about getting into telemarketing.
Marie: Oh God, no.
Robert: A friend of mine does very well selling extended appliance warranties over the phone.
Ray: Telemarketing? You think people hate cops...
Debra: Robert, listen, you don't wanna do that. You've always told me how much you love protecting the public.
Robert: I'll still be protecting the public from faulty appliances.
Robert: Listen, look, I've thought about this, okay? On a good week, I can make the same pay as I would on the force. And as a telemarketer, I don't even have to leave my apartment.
Ray: Or bathe.