Marie: Well, I'll tell you what I would like if I were Debra.
Frank: I'd like it if you were Debra.
Marie: Oh, Frank.
Ray: What, what? Tell me, Ma, what?
Marie: Renew your wedding vows.
Robert: Yeah, then you could videotape that. That's a great idea, Ma.
Frank: Hey, reenactment. That's just like what my Civil War buddies do.
Marie: What your Civil War buddies do is get drunk and pee outside.
Frank: You know what the Southerners do?