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Quote from Robert in No Thanks

Robert: Okay, okay. I got one for you. All right, there's this old man, right? He's sitting on this park bench and he's crying uncontrollably, right? This guy walks up, he says, "Hey, old man, what seems to be the problem?" And the guy says, "I just married a beautiful 25-year-old woman," right? "Every evening she cooks me this great gourmet meal, then we have a wonderful night of passion, and we fall asleep in each other's arms," right? So the guy says, "Well, then why are you crying?" And the old man... [laughs] So he... Okay, okay. So the old man says... [all laughing]
Debra: Come on, spit it out.
Robert: The old man says...
Ray: Come on.
Robert: The old man says... The old man says, "I forgot where I live!" Right? Forgot where he lives.
Frank: That's a good one. I love an old man joke.
Marie: I married one.
Frank: Another good one!
Amy: [continues laughing after everyone has stopped] Everyone have wine?
Robert: Yeah, okay. Thank you, Amy.

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