Ted: So, uh what are you and Mom up to this afternoon?
Ray: You know, she really is my mother.
Marie: Well, I wanted to play bingo, but I'm not sure Raymond is up for it.
Ted: You know, several of our cruisers have told me they would love to share a bingo card with you, Marie. That is if Raymond doesn't mind.
Ray: Well, why would I mind? She's my mother!