Ray: It's not about toast! My gift had meaning. Everyone else loves the toaster! Everyone else! Everyone! Who are you people?! You know what? Any time I've ever given you a present, it's never been any good.
Marie: That's not true, Dear.
Ray: No? The microwave.
Marie: Well, that... We didn't need a microwave.
Frank: And they're dangerous. What if I wanted to have more children?
Ray: If God hasn't stopped you, the government will.