Ray: When did you do this?
Marie: Well, the day you gave it to us. I hate returning things after Christmas. It's so crowded. Coffee, dear?
Ray: No! No! I don't want coffee!
Frank: It's very good.
Ray: That wasn't just a toaster, Ma. It said, "Merry Christmas. We love you. Michael, Geoffrey, Ally, Debra and Ray."
Frank: It spoke?
Ray: No! On it! On the side. I had it engraved on the side!
Marie: Engraved?
Frank: What did you do that for?
Ray: I don't know! I thought it would be nice. I thought you might enjoy it, you psychopaths!