Quote from Marie in The Toaster
Ray: What did you do? Where is my toaster? What did you do? Frank: Nothing, dear. When we saw it was a toaster, we took it over to Bloomingdale's and traded it in for the coffee machine. Ray: What, but, I... It didn't even come from Bloomingdale's. Frank: They don't know that. Ray: So you lied to Bloomingdale's? Marie: Not Mr. Bloomingdale. Just the store.