Frank: Driving test. Next thing I know, they'll have me take a walking test.
Ray: Stop sign.
Frank: Breathing test.
Ray: Stop sign.
Frank: Bathroom test.
Ray: Stop sign, Dad!
Frank: What?!
Ray: What are you doing? You went through a stop sign!
Frank: That's called a rolling stop! What? There was nobody coming. Saves the brakes!
Ray: Yeah, tell that to your instructor. You know what he'll give you? A bus pass!