Robert: You know what, Mom? Maybe you haven't spent enough time showing them how to do things.
Ray: Hey, Robert.
Robert: No, no, I say when that tent comes down Ma's over there showing you how to do the laundry.
Ray: Why don't you go complete the outfit and put on the toilet seat cover?
Robert: And maybe Dad could teach Ray how to fix stuff.
Frank: That's true. You don't know a monkey wrench from a monkey's ass, do you, son?
Ray: No.
Ally: [runs in] Hey, they're taking the tent off.
Marie: Oh, we can start right now. I'll go get my cleaning supplies. And we'll make you a starter kit.
Frank: I'll get some tools, hammerhead.
Robert: Hey, Ray! [reveals his nipple and makes a kissing gesture]