Robert: There may not be any money. Got my first student evaluations today.
Marie: Yeah? What did they say, dear?
Robert: You want to know what they say? Okay, Ma, here's what they say: "This class is a sure cure for insomnia." "Next time, just please take away my license."
Marie: Nah, nah, that's just a couple of people. Who cares what they say?
Frank: "After 10 minutes, I wanted to take the officer's gun and end my misery."
Robert: I stink.
Debra: Come on, Robert. It was your first time teaching.
Robert: Yeah? The supervisor said it might be my last. He's sitting in on my class tomorrow.
Debra: Oh, well, that's not fair. You probably just need a little practice.
Robert: It's really not the type of thing you can practice. You know, it's all about relating to people.
Frank: You're a dead man.