Andy: How come you don't like it as much as we do?
Erin: [laughs] Who says we don't like it? What? We just prefer to be in the mood first.
Ray: Okay, stop right there. The mood. Just give me directions to the mood.
Andy: Exactly. And keep in mind that I live further away than he does.
Erin: All right. You know, listen, I can help you. All you have to know is that, for a woman it's all about intimacy: holding hands, kissing, talking.
Ray: Right, I know all that. But when you're married with three kids, you got no time for that. You got shortcuts?
Andy: I thought marriage was a shortcut. You've already got her in the house.
Erin: No, there are no shortcuts. Put in the time. A woman says, "Before I sleep with you, I want to feel close to you."
Andy: And I say, "You will feel very close to me when you are sleeping with me."
Erin: That's the problem with you guys. You know what, you think that the mushy stuff is over at the wedding. We still want the mushy stuff. Why can't you try a little, huh?
Ray: I'm trying. What do you want?
Erin: Some caring, some consideration. Did you ever try being creative? God, look at you! Tuck in your shirts.
Ray: Okay, thank you. Thanks for your help.
Erin: Hey, that's the way it is. You asked my advice as a woman. I'm telling you: You got to try harder.