Ray: Come on, Dad. I wanted to do something nice!
Frank: Nice? That's more than I paid for my first car! Next year, why don't you get me a coffee mug that says: "l make more than you"? And if I want a fish tank, I'll get my own damn fish tank!
Ray: I know you can, Dad, but then it wouldn't be a gift.
Frank: You know what's a nice gift? I'll tell you. One of those magnetic coin holders for your car. $1.50 at any car wash! That's a nice thing for a son to give a father!
Ray: Dad, come on. Look, I make a good living. I can afford to buy you this.
Frank: I know! Okay? I know! How would you feel if little Geoffrey went out and got you some big, expensive thing?
Ray: I'd wonder why Michael didn't get me something. But then, I would feel proud. I'd feel proud that one of my boys could do that.
Frank: You think that's how you'd feel!
Ray: No, I would. I would feel proud. So you don't feel proud of me.
Frank: No, no, no, no. There's some of that. But then there's me. I still have to feel about me.