Quote from Marie in Mozart
Marie: What's that note? Ray: C. Marie: C? No, that's not a C, sweetie. Does it have a line running through it? Ray: Yes. Marie: Well then, how can that be a C? F-A-C-E, "face," are the ones in the spaces. Ray: Right. Marie: And E-G-B-D-F are the ones with the line running through it. You know that. What's E-G-B-D-F? Ray: "Ellen Garvey's behind deserves framing." Marie: I don't like that, Raymond.