Marie: My own son an atheist?
Ray: Not an atheist, Mom. I just don't believe in lying to my kids.
Marie: Oh, you stop being foolish. Now you go in there and tell Ally all about Santa Claus his flying reindeer his sled and all the rest of that malarkey.
Ray: I don't think that that's the right thing.
Marie: Oh, what's the matter with you?
Ray: Nothing's the matter. I'm just protecting her.
Marie: Oh, protecting her from what? We didn't have that Santa Claus discussion until you were 14 years old.
Ray: Yeah, but I knew about Santa when I was eight. What did you wait till I was 14 for?
Marie: Well, your father wanted to cover sex and Santa all at once. Sort of get it over with.
Ray: Yeah, don't think that hasn't had repercussions.