Ray: Come on in. This is great. You have really got to meet Debra.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: I could have signed a book for her at the store.
Ray: But she's a big basketball fan. Come on, this will be fun.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Jeez, maybe I should just leave a signed basketball.
Ray: No, this will be great. Watch this. [wakes Debra up] Debra.
Debra: Hi.
Ray: Who's your favorite basketball player of all time?
Debra: Michael Jordan.
Ray: No, no, no, retired. Retired basketball player.
Debra: Oh, Larry Bird.
Ray: He played for the Lakers.
Debra: Wilt Chamberlain.
Ray: This isn't my house. That's what it is.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: I want my book back.
Ray: Kareem. Come on. I'll make you something to eat.