Marie: You think I should forgive Alda?
Ray: Well, it would make things a lot easier.
Marie: Oh, yeah.
Ray: On you. And on other people who have eulogies to give, I'm just saying.
Marie: It'll make things easy for everybody else. But does anybody ask me how I feel? I'm just a burden.
Ray: No, Ma, you're not just a burden.
Marie: I got an idea. How about I sit in the Dumpster behind Mr. Balducci's bakeshop? That way I can shoo the crows away from the old cannoli.
Ray: "Cannoli."
Marie: At least that way, then I'd serve a purpose.
Ray: "Serve a purpose." Ma, you got lots of purposes. I know, why don't you cook Dad a steak? There's a purpose. [Marie sobs] Oh, Mom, please! I'm kidding, Ma. Ma, I'm just kidding.