Christmas Quotes Page 3 of 3
Enjoy quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond.
Quote from Marie in The Christmas Picture
Debra: You know, Marie, while we're talking about Christmas, I had this idea. Now I know this year is your turn, but I was thinking of starting a new tradition. What if we spend Christmas Eve at my parents, and Christmas Day at your house? That way nobody misses Christmas together.
Marie: [faint chuckle] That's lovely, but you'd have to leave Connecticut in the middle of the night to get back for Christmas morning.
Debra: Oh no, we would just stay overnight there and get to your house about 10:00.
Marie: [gasps] But- But- But the children coming downstairs in the morning and opening their presents and their little faces? How could you take that away from me?
Debra: Well, they'll still have faces at 10:00.
Robert: [chuckles] "Still have faces at 10:00." [Marie stares at Robbie]
Frank: Come on, 10:00's fine, Marie. Who needs that crack-of-dawn crap? Grandpa will give a better show at 10:00.
Marie: I have to say, Debra, you're killing Christmas.
Debra: Marie, it's really not that big of a deal. Right, Ray? [Ray is silent] Don't you think it's a good idea, Ray? Just like I thought the family photo was a good idea. I loved that idea, didn't I, Ray?
Ray: It just sounds like a lot of driving. [Marie hugs Ray] Dad, could I borrow $20?
Quote from Amy in The Thought That Counts
Amy: Hi. We just came from across the street. It's not the holidays until you've seen Frank in his Santa-face underwear.
Quote from Frank in All I Want For Christmas
Ray: It'll give Debra and me a chance to relax.
Frank: Relax? Why do you want to relax? What do you mean? [off Ray's look] Oh!
Ray: What?
Frank: Relax.
Ray: What?
Frank: I read you loud and clear. Time for a little nookie, eh, sailor?
Ray: No, no, no.
Frank: On Christmas day yet.
Ray: Come on, Dad.
Frank: Well, the nut does not fall far from the tree. I remember, one Easter, your mother and l...
Ray: Dad, please, don't.
Frank: Don't worry about a thing, son. I'm on the case. Marie!
Quote from Robert in All I Want For Christmas
Ray: Wow, Robert.
Robert: Yep, a remote-controlled replica of a vintage P-51D Mustang flown by Chuck Yeager, complete with a fully operational slide-away canopy. [opens his gift from Ray] Hey, golf balls.
Ray: Yeah, well, I wanted to--
Robert: No, these are very good golf balls. And there's three of them.
Frank: Hold them up.
Ray: You know what? Why don't you keep the plane over at your house because it'll probably be safer there.
Robert: Are you sure?
Ray: You can use it whenever you want.
Robert: All right, great. Thank you, Raymond. And here, keep these golf balls. You can use them whenever you want.
Quote from Robert in All I Want For Christmas
Frank: Marie, will you get out of the way?
Marie: I'm not talking to you and your stupid lights. Didn't that fire teach you a lesson, you maniac?
Frank: Hey, do me a favor. Stick your toe in the water and twist this bulb right here.
Marie: It'd be worth it to get away from you.
Robert: Will you stop? You're killing Christmas! [snaps the top of the tree]
Marie: Oh, my God! What did you do?
Robert: Nothing.
Ally: Hi, Grandma and Grandpa.
Frank: Merry Christmas, kids.
Ray: [to Robert] You just hate anything bigger than you, don't you?