Ms. Morello Quote #65
Quote from Ms. Morello in Everybody Hates PSATs
Judge Watkins: So, your son cheated on his test?
Ms. Morello: And the only reason he got a perfect score in the Academic Scholastathon is because the questions were all about Black people.
Judge Watkins: There's a competition with questions about Black people?
Ms. Morello: I'm sorry, but Chris, you're back in your regular classes as of next week, and...
Chris: Yeah, I know. Detention.
Ms. Morello: No, that would be too easy. I'm making you stay on the Academic Scholastathon Team. As your punishment, you can go on losing along with them. Well, I have to go while I still have some hubcaps.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Too late!
Ms. Morello: And I don't know who you are, but I love a Black man in a suit. Call me.
Rochelle: I know... obliterated, decapitated, incarcerated.
Judge Watkins: Bye!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's going to go get adulterated!
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Man: So we all bought houses on the Vineyard. Ah, let me tell you, weekends at the Inkwell in the summer are amazing.
Julius: Oh, really? So you bought another house, in another state, so you can get in the car with your wife and kids and drive eight hours so you can hang out with the same people you hang out with during the week? That is amazing.
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Julius: Did you see this?
Rochelle: "Congratulations. You have won a free 27-inch color TV." What is this, a scam?
Julius: No, it's legit. I called. They said I just have to come down and pick it up.
Rochelle: What, did you buy a raffle ticket or something?
Julius: Not that I can remember. But I enter every contest I see.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He once entered a contest to win a free contest.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Hansel and Gretel is a social organization made up of successful Black families. You know, the upper crust of the Black community.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We were just the crust.
Julius: How are we supposed to get in?
Rochelle: Well, we're successful in our own way. I mean each of us has something that we can be proud of.
Tonya: I'm not pregnant.
Drew: I'm not on drugs.
Chris: I'm not in a gang.
Julius: I actually know where all my kids are.
Rochelle: See, baby, we're almost perfect.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're damn near White.