Rochelle Quote #544
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates PSATs
Rochelle: Objection!
Julius: Rochelle!
Judge Watkins: What are you objecting to?
Rochelle: The way you treated my family.
Judge Watkins: Listen, I am trying to give you a break. I suggest you fix your attitude.
Rochelle: You're the one with the attitude. Let me tell you something. Just because you do summer in the Vineyard, and you go swimming in the Inkpen, and you play the violin instead of the funky bass, and you eat those, all those stupid little finger foods, does not make you better than somebody. Okay? My son is a good kid! And my husband is innocent! So, you know what? You can take your little Hansel and Gretel and you can shove it up your...
Judge Watkins: Lady, you are out of order!
Rochelle: No! You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!
Judge Watkins: Get her out of here. Get her out of here!
Rochelle: Attica!
Julius: I have the receipts.
Rochelle: Attica! Get him, Julius!
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Quote from Julius
Man: So we all bought houses on the Vineyard. Ah, let me tell you, weekends at the Inkwell in the summer are amazing.
Julius: Oh, really? So you bought another house, in another state, so you can get in the car with your wife and kids and drive eight hours so you can hang out with the same people you hang out with during the week? That is amazing.
Quote from Julius
Julius: Did you see this?
Rochelle: "Congratulations. You have won a free 27-inch color TV." What is this, a scam?
Julius: No, it's legit. I called. They said I just have to come down and pick it up.
Rochelle: What, did you buy a raffle ticket or something?
Julius: Not that I can remember. But I enter every contest I see.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He once entered a contest to win a free contest.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Hansel and Gretel is a social organization made up of successful Black families. You know, the upper crust of the Black community.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We were just the crust.
Julius: How are we supposed to get in?
Rochelle: Well, we're successful in our own way. I mean each of us has something that we can be proud of.
Tonya: I'm not pregnant.
Drew: I'm not on drugs.
Chris: I'm not in a gang.
Julius: I actually know where all my kids are.
Rochelle: See, baby, we're almost perfect.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're damn near White.