Rochelle Quote #497
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Rochelle: Well, I don't know what you want me to do.
Vanessa: What do you normally do during the game?
Rochelle: Well, other than serving beer and chips, I'm usually ironing.
Vanessa: Did you do that week two when the Jets lost?
Rochelle: Now, how am I supposed to know what week is what in your mojo world?
Vanessa: Well, think, Rochelle, this is important. Remember, I lost all that money and you gave me that lecture on "gambling is evil."
Rochelle: That's when Julius burnt my shirt.
[flashback to Julius ironing while watching TV as Rochelle talks on the phone:]
Julius: Giants win 20 to 7, Jet's lose 20 to 6.
Rochelle: Julius, my shirt! [on the phone] What do you mean, you lost $30?
[present:]
Rochelle: And every week after that, I've been ironing.
Vanessa: And every week the Jets have been winning, so I don't care what you do on Monday. You make sure you iron those clothes.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Big Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Chris: The only thing is, she's a little awkward-looking.
Julius: Awkward? Like she has one leg longer than the other?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like she dislocated her shoulder and they put it back wrong?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like her eyes are too far apart?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like she's knock-kneed and pigeon-toed, and when she walks she makes a clicking sound?
Chris: No.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was running for my life, Vanessa was running her game down.
Vanessa: Listen up now, everybody. Now, we all in this together. So if we gonna win this thing, then we got to get our mojo working.
Rochelle: Mojo? Is that what we're depending on, mojo? Well, what about the stats, the line, the over, the under? What about the odds? The spread, the angle, the handicap? What about the hook, the hot game? You know, the rundown, the system? What about a tout, the trends? What about a wiseguy? Everybody needs a wiseguy.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Vanessa bet on the Jets, I had a date with a giant.
Kelly: Hey, Chris. Is that what you had on earlier?
Chris: No, I had an accident and I needed to change.
Kelly: An accident? What happened?
Chris: Oh, I didn't make it to the bathroom in time, so I to get something from lost-and-found.
Kelly: Wow, that's crazy. It looks good on you, though. It makes you look edgy.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my bad clothes didn't seem to work, there was more bad stuff to come: bad food.
Kelly: I never heard of this place.
Chris: Yeah, everything they serve is from stuff that other people didn't finish eating.
Kelly: Oh.