Julius Quote #306
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the BFD
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father hated to think that Tonya had stolen again, but he also hated being short $2.50.
Julius: Tonya, did you roll those quarters like I told you to?
Tonya: Yeah. Why?
Julius: When I went to the bank, every one of those rolls was a quarter short. What happened to the rest of my money?
Tonya: Well, I took one quarter out of each roll.
Julius: You didn't think anybody wouldn't notice that? What did you do with the money, Tonya?
Tonya: Well, I was trying to save to make you another roll.
Julius: Save for another roll?
Tonya: Yeah. You didn't think I was stealing from you, did you?
Julius: No, of course not.
Tonya: Well, that's what it sounds like to me.
Julius: No, no, that's not what it sounds like.
Tonya: I'm just saying...
Julius: Huh?! Look, your mother, she needs some help. Look, here, take that and buy some candy or something, okay?
Tonya: No, Daddy, you keep it.
Julius: Coming, baby! Coming!
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Quote from Risky
Manny: Going to that concert?
Chris: I wish. It's sold out.
Risky: I've got a guy that's gonna give me two tickets tomorrow. They're yours for $200.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I don't have $200.
Chris: I'll take 'em.
Risky: Okay, I'll have them tomorrow at 6:00. And I'm gonna need cash. Now I don't take check, credit, pesos, rubles, wampums, ducats or wherewithal.
Chris: No problem.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As long as you can also loan me $200.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was hurting for cash, my mother was in pain.
Nurse: So the chart says you got pain in your shoulder. How did you do this?
Rochelle: I was reaching for something and I must've overextended.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's one way of putting it.
[flashback to Rochelle holding a belt behind a bent-over Drew:]
Rochelle: Boy, didn't I tell you about throwing that ball?!
Drew: Mama, I didn't mean to break it, I'm sorry.
Rochelle: Oh, your behind gonna be sorry. [cracking] Ow! Ow!
[present:]
Nurse: Went too far back on the wind-up, didn't you?
Rochelle: Yeah! You know that boy broke a $60 lamp when I told him do not throw a ball in the house.
Quote from Doc
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I waited for my scholarship money, I was researching other ways to get some cash.
Doc: Give you an advance on your pay?
Chris: Yeah, and I'll pay you back soon as I get my scholarship money.
Doc: That sounds like a good plan. But what happens if you get killed?
Chris: I haven't thought about that.
Doc: Ain't that nothing. You learning about death and ain't even thought about dying. Death can happen at any moment, son. It can happen when you're happy, when you're sad, or when you owe somebody money.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Translation: no.