Doc Quote #34
Quote from Doc in Everybody Hates Bad Boys
Chris: See, that's what I don't get. I don't understand why girls like you to treat them bad.
Doc: Chris, women are crazy. They think just because they get a bad boy, they'll be so special that they'll be the only ones to make him treat a girl nice. It's just like trying to climb Mount Everest. Every now and then, somebody does it, but they usually end up in a snow cave, chewing on their own leg.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Analogies were not Doc's strong suit either.
Chris: Are we still talking about girls?
Doc: Chris, all I'm trying to say is Slaver Slav figured it out. If you want a girl to go crazy over you, be like Mount Everest. Be difficult.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Try to get to her to eat her own leg off.
Doc: And whatever you do, don't be nice.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And again I say there's a reason why Doc lives alone.
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Drew: Wow. I've never had coq au vin before.
Mrs. Banks: You two have such great manners.
Mr. Banks: Your mother must be very proud.
Tonya: Well, she said if we didn't act right, she'd slap the caviar out of us.
Mrs. Banks: Oh. Bearnaise, anyone?
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about Jerome.
[fantasy:]
Jerome: Uh... Excuse me, garcon. Can we get some more silverware?
Waitress: I just put some out.
Jerome: [chuckling] I don't know what happened to it.
Quote from Vanessa
Rochelle: Ah, dinner for six, that sounds nice.
Tonya: But there's only five of us.
Drew: Yeah. Maybe we can bring somebody.
Rochelle: Wait a minute now. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring anybody.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about bringing Vanessa.
[fantasy:]
Vanessa: I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? You got any chimichangas?