Rochelle Quote #253
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Snow Day
Rochelle: Look here, if you're gonna keep talking about getting shot, you need to sit over there somewhere.
Luther: I'm sorry. I figured I didn't have much to lose.
Rochelle: Why?
Luther: Yesterday was my 61st birthday and nobody in my family called. I was headed to the Brooklyn Bridge to jump off.
Rochelle: You were gonna jump off a bridge 'cause you didn't get a phone call? No wonder they didn't call you. You're selfish. A 61-year-old man gonna jump off a bridge 'cause he didn't get a phone call. I wouldn't call you either. It's too much pressure.
Luther: You don't know anything about me.
Rochelle: I know you're too damn old to be jumping off bridges.
Luther: Well, it's none of your business anyway.
Rochelle: Wait a minute, you're the one standing up talking 'bout, "Don't shoot her, shoot me."
Luther: Well, then why didn't you let him shoot me?
Rochelle: I'm not gonna have people thinking you saved my life. You ain't nothing but a big baby. Eh, Scarface, whatever you do, don't shoot him.
Man: Oh, could you shoot me, please? It's the only way my boss is gonna believe this.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snow Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father couldn't leave Drew and Tonya home alone, because if you pull that Home Alone crap in a Black neighborhood, they take away your kids.
Quote from Mr. Omar
Mrs. Booker: Can I help you?
Julius: I was looking for Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Julius. Yeah, this is my friend Mrs. Booker.
Julius: I'm sorry about your husband.
Mr. Omar: Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism. Tragic, tragic.
Mrs. Booker: How did you know-
Mr. Omar: Baby, why don't you go and put that record on for me?
Quote from Risky
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The snow stopped the traffic, but it couldn't stop Risky.
Risky: Julius! Julius!
Julius: Risky?
Risky: What are you doing out here, man?
Julius: Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. Can you help me out?
Risky: Oh, sorry, no room, man. Me and my man, Nanook, out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. You want a pair?
Julius: How much?