Chris Quote #228

Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snow Day

Principal Edwards: Any questions? [Chris raises his hand] Anyone? Yes, Chris?
Chris: I'm the only one in the entire city that's in school. So, why should I have to learn when everybody else is sitting on their couch watching The Price Is Right?
Principal Edwards: Chris, the true measure of a man is not what he does when he is being watched. It's what he does when he is alone.
Chris: Technically, this isn't a real school day. If you haven't noticed, I'm not supposed to be here. So why should I take classes?
Principal Edwards: All right. Do whatever you want.
Chris: So you're saying that if I get up and walk out of that door, you won't do anything to stop me?
Principal Edwards: No.
Chris: Goodbye.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As I was storming out, the storm outside was picking up. I haven't seen a sea of white like this since the Republican National Convention.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Snow Day’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father couldn't leave Drew and Tonya home alone, because if you pull that Home Alone crap in a Black neighborhood, they take away your kids.

Quote from Mr. Omar

Mrs. Booker: Can I help you?
Julius: I was looking for Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Julius. Yeah, this is my friend Mrs. Booker.
Julius: I'm sorry about your husband.
Mr. Omar: Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism. Tragic, tragic.
Mrs. Booker: How did you know-
Mr. Omar: Baby, why don't you go and put that record on for me?

Quote from Risky

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The snow stopped the traffic, but it couldn't stop Risky.
Risky: Julius! Julius!
Julius: Risky?
Risky: What are you doing out here, man?
Julius: Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. Can you help me out?
Risky: Oh, sorry, no room, man. Me and my man, Nanook, out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. You want a pair?
Julius: How much?