Rochelle Quote #213
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates a Liar
Rochelle: Hello, Louise. How you doing?
Louise Clarkson: You keep your nasty little nappy-headed son away from my granddaughter. That's how I'm doing.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means all seven of the words you can't say on television. Because this is a family show, all she can say is this...
Rochelle: Excuse me?
Louise Clarkson: Let me slow it down for you. Keep your nasty little nappy-headed son away from my granddaughter.
Rochelle: Okay, Louise, first of all, I don't know what you're talking about. Second of all, I suggest you watch your tone.
Louise Clarkson: I suggest you watch your son.
Rochelle: Louise, I'm going to assume that you have not lost your mind.
Louise Clarkson: All right.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's less anger in the Middle East.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates a Liar’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Chris!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about? Boy, turn around before I smack a face onto the back of your head.
Quote from Julius
Chris: [licks a stamp for Julius] Can we use the sponge instead?
Julius: You know how much a sponge costs?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Less than a new tongue.
Julius: [accidentally tears a stamp] That's one cent worth of stamp. Chris, give me the tape.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What my father didn't realize was that I had to use two cents' worth of tape to repair one cent worth of stamp.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about you in her house with Tasha, and it's all over the neighborhood? I do not appreciate the whole neighborhood knowing something about my child, and I'm the last to find out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother hated being the last to find out about anything.
[flashback to Rochelle entering the living room:]
All: Surprise! [party horns]
Rochelle: Why am I the last to know?
[flashback to Rochelle and Julius in a doctor's office:]
Doctor: Congratulations. You're pregnant.
Julius: That's great!
Rochelle: Pregnant?! Well, why am I the last to know? [turns around to reveal a baby bump]