Julius Quote #120
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Playboy
Julius: Hey, it's just Playboy. I mean, it really doesn't matter. Boys will be boys.
Rochelle: Is that all you have to say? "Boys will be boys"?! Chris, where did you get a Playboy from, anyway?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "Boy, I know I've never asked you to lie, but please don't tell your mother that that's my Playboy."
Chris: I found it?
Mrs. Milone: Usually, I would suspend you for this sort of behavior, but I think this is best handled by the parents.
Rochelle: And you best believe we're going to handle it, right, Julius?
Julius: Yeah, we going to handle this.
Mrs. Milone: I'll take that.
Julius: What you going to do with it?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Here's what he really wanted to do.
[fantasy: Julius dashes out of the office and runs from the school]
Mrs. Milone: I'll dispose of it.
Julius: Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's a good idea. Disposing is good.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Risky
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My last option was to go to Risky. Since all his stuff was stolen, I knew he wouldn't call a cop. He'd get you liquor.
Boy: It's for my uncle.
Risky: Yeah, don't drink it all at once.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He'd get you cigarettes.
Girl: It's for my mother.
Risky: Yeah, don't smoke them all at once.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He could even get you plutonium.
Man: It's for my daughter.
Risky: Do not use this all at once.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] So I figured I wouldn't have a problem.
Risky: Playboy magazine? I ain't selling you no Playboy magazine. Boy, what you think this is? I know your mama. Now how do you think she'd feel if she knew you were out here trying to buy a Playboy magazine? Now if you want to buy beer or cigarettes, that's one thing. A Playboy magazine? You better keep on moving. Tell your mama I said hey.
Boy: I want Wild Cherry to win in the fifth race at Saratoga.
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Baby, I don't want to fight anymore either. But why'd you feel you had to hide money from me?
Rochelle: I wasn't really hiding it. I was just keeping it in a safe place just in case something happened.
Julius: Something like what?
Rochelle: Julius, you work hard, and we barely make ends meet now. I mean, God forbid something happens to you. I mean, you could get hit by a postal truck or a gas truck. Get run over by a car, get high blood pressure, get the flu, gout, pneumonia, scoliosis, scurvy... You could fall off a building, trip off the escalator, get jumped, get stabbed, you could get MS, ALS, CHP, CCBD.
Julius: What's that?
Rochelle: I don't know, but it sounds like it'll kill you.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father could ask my mother if anybody had been in the toolbox, but he knew questions made my mother suspicious.
[flashback:]
Tonya: Ma, can I go play over at Tricia's house?
Rochelle: What you need to go over her house for? What you gonna do over there you can't do here? And why you acting all suspicious?
[flashback:]
Drew: Hey, mom, what time is it?
Rochelle: What you need to know the time for? What are you going to do, go rob a bank? You're acting suspicious.
[flashback:]
Chris: Ma, can I have some more potatoes?
Rochelle: What you need more potatoes for? Boy, you getting high? You starting to act suspicious.