Chris Quote #99
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Chris: Hey, I got you something.
Tangee: Really? That's so sweet. What else?
Chris: What else, what?
Tangee: Where's the gift?
Chris: I only got you a card.
Tangee: That's it? It's Valentine's Day, and all you got me was this cheap-ass card?
Chris: I-I-I just met you.
Tangee: So? Where's the flowers? Where's the candy? I thought I meant something to you. I thought we had a connection. You know, I could have stayed with Clyde's sorry ass if this is how you were going to treat me.
Chris: Can you please quiet down?
Tangee: Oh, you don't tell me to be quiet. Why don't you be quiet? Better yet, shut up! Tell me to be quiet. You ain't my daddy!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Getting cursed out on a bus is not really how I expected to end my Valentine's Day, but it did prove my point. If you have a crush, you get crushed.
Tangee: This is nothing but a piece of paper! I don't need this!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now, where was the bus driver with a bat when you needed him?
Tangee: And I'd kiss your little funky cheek, but I could have stayed with Clyde. Here, take back your stupid card.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.