Rochelle Quote #28
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Sausage
Rochelle: Come on, baby, you can do it. Just try it. A little bit.
Tonya: Okay. [eats a tiny bite of sausage] It's good.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I'd love to sit here and tell you that we had the sort of loving family that worked out all its problems with love, compassion and patience, that we ended every day with hugs and laughter... But here's what really happened that night:
Rochelle: Baby, just try it, okay?
Tonya: But I don't like it.
Rochelle: You're going to eat this sausage! Do you hear me?! God, do you think I'm playing with you?! [all clamoring]
Julius: Oh, no! No! Rochelle! No! Rochelle! Rochelle, no, no, no, no!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It took us about an hour to get my mother off of Tonya's behind, but eventually, Tonya did eat her sausage. And as for my mother, well, to this very day, she still ain't raising no babies.
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Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Baby, if she doesn't eat they could call child welfare on us.
Rochelle: Mm-mm, Julius, that little girl is testing me. And if I let her tell me what she will and won't eat; the next thing you know, she'll be telling me what she will and won't wear. Then, the next thing you know, she'll be telling me when she will and won't come home! And then the next thing you know, she's going to end up pregnant... And I ain't taking care of no babies.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother always thought anything that Tonya did wrong would eventually get her pregnant. And she ain't taking care of no babies.
Quote from Julius
Julius: What are you doing?
Drew: Practicing karate.
Julius: What are you going to do with karate?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father didn't see the reason of learning anything that didn't get you a job.