Rochelle Quote #21
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Sausage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at home, my mother was cooking. I never knew how many meals you could make with sausage. Chicken-fried sausage, sausage on a stick, Kung Pao sausage... but the was only one problem.
Tonya: I hate sausage.
Rochelle: Oh, come on, baby. You haven't even tried it.
Tonya: That's 'cause I hate sausage.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means "There's a smack over here, if you want it."
Julius: Can she just eat her vegetables?
Rochelle: I thought vegetables wasn't a meal. Now, I should send you to Africa, since you don't want to eat.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother could deal with a lot of things, but a child who wouldn't eat wasn't one of it.
Rochelle: You're going to sit there until you eat that sausage.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means "I'm still thinking about knocking you out of that chair."
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Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Baby, if she doesn't eat they could call child welfare on us.
Rochelle: Mm-mm, Julius, that little girl is testing me. And if I let her tell me what she will and won't eat; the next thing you know, she'll be telling me what she will and won't wear. Then, the next thing you know, she'll be telling me when she will and won't come home! And then the next thing you know, she's going to end up pregnant... And I ain't taking care of no babies.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother always thought anything that Tonya did wrong would eventually get her pregnant. And she ain't taking care of no babies.
Quote from Julius
Julius: What are you doing?
Drew: Practicing karate.
Julius: What are you going to do with karate?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father didn't see the reason of learning anything that didn't get you a job.