Adult Chris Quote #7
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the Pilot
[As Caruso shoves Chris, he falls to the ground and lands on the feet of the principal, Dr. Raymond]
Dr. Raymond: What's your name?
Chris: Chris.
Dr. Raymond: I'm Dr. Raymond, your new principle. Now get off my feet. [Caruso laughs] That's funny? That's not funny. What's your name, son?
Joey Caruso: Caruso.
Dr. Raymond: Fix yourself up next time you come to my school. See those shoes? They say something. They say I'm a student, I want to learn. I want more of that. And less of this. [to Chris] Don't bump into me again.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though Caruso was messing with me, getting embarrassed made him even madder. So you know what's coming next...
Joey Caruso: This isn't over, nigger!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, he got away with calling me nigger that day. But later in life, he said it at a DMX concert and almost got stomped to death.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Julius: I know you're not gonna throw that away. Eat that. That's 30 cents worth of oatmeal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always knew what everything costs.
[montage:]
Julius: [retrieving a chicken wing from the trash] That's $1.09 in the trash.
Julius: [next to a tray of burnt biscuits] That's $2 on fire.
Julius: That's 49 cents of spilled milk dripping all over my table. Somebody's gonna drink this milk.
Quote from Julius
Julius: Everything okay at school?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't tell him about the fight. My dad went to school during the Civil Rights era. After hoses, tanks and dog bites on your ass, somehow Joey Caruso didn't compare.
Chris: Yeah, it was all right.
Julius: Good. I'll see you in the morning.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father wasn't the type to say "I love you". He was one of four fathers on the block. "I'll see you in the morning" meant he was coming home. Coming home was his way of saying "I love you".
Julius: Unplug that clock, boy. You can't tell time when you sleep. That's 2 cents an hour.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: If I ever catch any of y'all spray painting on anybody's wall, I'm gonna put my foot so far up your behind, you'll have toes for teeth. Get inside.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's my mother Rochelle. She had a hundred recipes for whooping ass.
[montage:]
Rochelle: Boy, I will slap the caps off your knees.
Rochelle: I will knock you into last night.
Rochelle: I will slap your name out the phonebook and call Ma Bell and tell her I did it.